Wookey Hole Witch Auditions

Saw this and just had to promote it!
Wookey Hole, currently owned by Gerry Cottle, just 20 miles from Bath, UK is advertising for a Witch!

CALLING ALL MALE, FEMALE AND TRANS-GENDER WITCHES: £50K JOB OPPORTUNITY NOW ON OFFER
Job Requirements:
Must be able to cackle
Must be prepared to travel
Must be able to work weekends and school holidays
Must be a good communicator
Must NOT be allergic to cats

I fancy the job myself but it's too far for me to travel even on my broomstick!